My lovelies, I’m back. And I want YOU to join my Sin City Sirens team for the Race for the Cure! If you sign up before April 21, your race packet, T-shirt and assorted goodies are mailed right to your door. How convenient!

Running/walking not your thing? Why not “Sleep in for the Cure”? You get all the benefits of being on my team, helping out a great cause and getting assorted goodies, while you sleep comfortably in your snuggly little bed (or nurse a hang-over, whatever). How convenient!

Okay, okay. So maybe you just want to cut out the middle-woman and go right for the goods — donating to my Sin City Sirens team to help raise funds for breast cancer research and treatment. (75 cents of every dollar raised stays right here in Southern Nevada!) No problem. Click here. How convenient!

What more do you need? Cancer fucking sucks. Let’s do this thing!

PLUS — don’t forget there are fabulous prizes! We’re talking a beautiful trophy for the top team fundraiser and assorted other bad-ass prizes! No whammies here! 

Really, it can’t get more convenient or awesome. So what are you waiting for?