So now it’s all Clinton and McCain. But last week it was all Obama and Huckabee. Tell me again why we care what 1 million registered voters in New Hampshire think? (I mean, aside from the cute TV footage of the quaint town with 12 voters voting.) I mean, Nevada has one million registered voters. Oh. Crap.

My brain hurts, which means there’s only one thing to do: Listen to some Aquabats (aka one of my favorite bands of all time). To know them is to love them. Don’t believe me? Enjoy this lovely video of their song “Fashion Zombies.” Bonus points if you can name all the ’80s references. (I’ll get you started: The Misfits and Blade Runner.)

— Emmily